Have you ever seen such mess? Might as well feature my sewing room on the next episode of Hoarders.
Guess going on vacation when you're ready to start listing things on eBay is a bad idea. Also letting your daughter take one of your bookshelves right before you leave might not be the smartest thing to do. When you haven't a thought about where to put the bunches of stuff that came off that bookshelf? Especially stupid.
Maybe the better word is embarrassing.